Are you prepared to fight for her love? Do you have the Pokeballs to win her over with these Pokemon pick up lines? We hope you appreciate this collection of amusing Pokemon pick-up lines, whether you do or not.

A comprehensive list of the best Pokemon pick-up lines can be found below. Enjoy!

Do you have to capture them all? Are you into these cute little pokemon creatures with the males or gals you like? Use Pokemon pick up lines to flirt and start a discussion with them. Please keep in mind that some of these are clean and others may be unclean. Enjoy these ridiculous Pokemon theme pick up lines in the hopes of “catching” the guy or girl’s heart.

Remember that these pick-up lines will only work on true Pokémon fans who are familiar with the movie/internal show’s gags and characters.

Pokemon Pick Up Lines

Do you have a soft spot for the adorable yellow mascot of the Pokémon franchise, Pikachu? Have you ever wanted to impress a fellow Pikachu lover? Look no further. We’ve compiled a list of Pikachu-themed pickup lines that will surely charge up your love life.

Whether you’re a seasoned Pokémon trainer or a newcomer to this vibrant universe, these lines will set your charm in motion and show off your Pikachu passion.

  1. “Is your name Pikachu? Because you’ve just electrified my heart.”
  2. “Are you a Pikachu? Because every time I see you, my Geodude’s heart uses Rock Smash.”
  3. “Can you lend me a Thunder Stone? Because our chemistry is so strong, it could evolve a Pikachu into a Raichu.”
  4. “Are you a Pikachu caught in a Thunder Wave? Because my heart is paralyzed every time I see you.”
  5. “Are you a Pikachu? Because you’re shockingly beautiful.”
  6. “Are you a Pikachu? Because you’ve sparked my interest.”
  7. “I must be an Ash to your Pikachu because I can’t imagine my journey without you.”
  8. “You must be a Pikachu, because you’ve just used Charm. It’s super effective!”
  9. “Are you a Pikachu? Because when you walked in, you Thunder Shocked my heart.”
  10. “Are you using an Attract TM? Because this Pikachu can’t resist your allure.”
  11. “Do you have Pikachu in your party? Because you just lit up my world.”
  12. “I must have used an Ultra Ball, because I’ve captured the rare beauty of a shiny Pikachu in you.”
  13. “Are you a Pikachu? Because my heart’s been Thunderbolt-struck by you.”
  14. “Just like Ash can’t resist his Pikachu, I can’t resist you.”
  15. “Do you know Thunderbolt? Because my heart races every time you’re near, just like Pikachu’s speed.”
  16. “I must be a Pikachu, because I can’t help but spark up whenever I’m around you.”
  17. “Your smile must be Pikachu’s Thunder Shock because it lights up my world.”
  18. “Are you a Pikachu? Because there’s a surge of electricity every time we touch.”
  19. “You must be Pikachu because just like Ash, I choose you.”
  20. “Is your affection as powerful as Pikachu’s Electro Ball? Because it’s hitting me full force.”

Are the boys or girls you like interested in these adorable Pokemon characters? Use Pokemon consume lines to start a discussion with them. Please keep in mind that some of these Pokemon pickup lines are clean, while others may be a little shady. Enjoy and hope that these corny pokemon themes devour sayings help you “capture” the boy or girl’s heart.

  • You’re so cool I’d need an Ice Heal just to chill with you.
  • You remind me of Pokemon. I just want to Pikachu.
  • I’d like to Rock Slide all the way through your Dark Cave.
  • I heard Meowth’s not the only mischievous pussy in town.
  • Hi baby, do you want to see my Poli-wag?
  • You’re hotter than a Charizard’s breath.
  • I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use Splash on you.
  • You may want to catch ’em all, but I only want to catch you.
  • You put the “Wiggle” in Wigglytuff.
  • Are you a Hitmonlee? Because your body is kickin’.
  • Hey beautiful, do you want to Spoink?
  • Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  • Are you an HM move? Because I can’t seem to forget about you.
  • There are plenty of fish in the sea. But you’re my Golden Magikarp.
  • Are you from the Hoenn Region? Because you’re the only HO I see.
  • When I look at you, my Metapod can’t get any harder.
  • Is that a Tangela down there?
  • Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
  • Did you learn Flash? Because your smile could light up the Darkest Caves.
  • I can make your Jigglypuffs sing.
  • You put the “Double-D” in Dodou.
  • My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine!
  • I’m Natu fond of anyone but you.
  • I’d like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.
  • Can I Squirtle in your Meowth?
  • You must be a Magnemite because I’m attracted to you.
  • I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you’re stunning.
  • Do you wanna see my Nuggets?
  • Butterfree up your schedule, because you’re going out with me.
  • My Diglett’s attracted to your Sweet Scent.
  • How about you use Rest, so I can sleep with you.
  • I’ve got Masterballs baby.
  • I’d like to ride you like a Horsea.
  • Your going to need a Hyper Potion by the time I’m done with you, girl.
  • Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?
  • Let’s make RegiLove!
  • Hi babe, I see you’re trying to use Attract on me. If you were wondering, it’s working – I just used Harden.
  • Hey girl, my Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke’s tail!

Funny Pokemon Pick Up Lines

Use them on your girlfriends and/or boyfriends to stand out in a world full of boring and corny pick-up lines and convey your love for your Pokémon fandom! You’ll have a blast laughing and blushing at the ridiculousness and hilarity of these pick-up lines inspired by your favourite Pokémons!

  • I’ll use Rock Climb in your Fortress.
  • If I were a Clefairy, I’d Double Slap that ass, girl.
  • Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung?
  • If you were a Pokemon, I’d choose you.
  • Will you use Rock Polish on my Pokeballs?
  • Do you wanna battle? Because my balls are at the ready!
  • My Bulbasaur knows Tickle.
  • You make me Rhy-horny, girl.
  • I bought you an Everstone because I love you just the way you are.
  • You’re such a good catch. I think I’ll use my only Master Ball on you.
  • My love burns for you like the fire on a Typhlosion’s back.
  • Do you know Dig? Because you just dug your way straight to my heart.
  • If I were a Milktank, I’d use Attract on you.
  • You make me erupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.
  • You must know Earthquake, because you’re smile leaves me shaking inside.
  • Do you wanna see my Bell-sprout?
  • I think we’re going to need Defog before the night is done.
  • Aipom’s pretty good with his hands, and so am I.
  • You make my Gyrados Hydropump!
  • You’re more beautiful than a Beautifly.
  • You’ve got the lips of a Jynx!
  • You must know Tail Whip. Because your beauty leaves me defenceless.
  • Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.
  • Do you want to play my Poke Flute?
  • You must be a hot girl. Because I want to stick my Onix into your Cloyster.
  • If I were a Ghastly, I’d seep right through your pants.
  • If I were a Pidgeotto, I’d Gust your pants off.
  • Don’t make me use Water Gun all over you!
  • You’re so hot you must have the Volcano badge.
  • I wish you and I were Weedles. So you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together.
  • I’d Pound you with my Piplup.
  • Hey baby, I’ve got some legendary Pokemon. Do you want to touch my Pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?
  • I want to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs.
  • My love for you burns like a Charizard’s tail.
  • Are you a Pikachu? Because you’re shockingly beautiful.
  • You just gave me a Cubone.
  • I’d like to Leech my Seeds into you.
  • If you were a Pokemon, you’d be a Squirtle. Because you make me wet!
  • What’s your favorite move? Mine is Lick.
  • I like to compare myself with Smeargle. I’m pretty handy with a paintbrush.
  • You give my Gengar that smile.
  • If I were a Hitmonchan, I’d Thunderpunch dat ass.
  • I’d like to Pikachu naked.
  • How’d you like to see my Viridian forest, baby? Well it’s not really Viridian.
  • I made you some MooMoo Milk, but I forgot to use my Milktank.
  • When I saw you girl, my Metapod used Harden.
  • I value my breath, so it would be nice if you didn’t take it away whenever you pass by.
  • I know you are not a pokestop, but I’d still spin you around and tap that
  • Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?
  • How about we make like Charmander and set your bed on fire tonight.
  • If you compare yourself to Pokemon, it’s a squirtle. Because it gets me wet!
  • If you play your Pokémon cards right, I can make your Bulbasaur tonight.
  • Can I fingerbang you, with my Bulbasaur?
  • Is that a Ditto in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants
  • Do you want to see my Poliwag?
  • Why don’t you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle.
  • Oh my! I think something may have mega evolved in my pants!!!
  • Want to register your number in my PokeNav?
  • There are a lot of Magikarp in the sea but I’m looking for a Gyarados like you
  • Just like Umbreon, I evolve at night too.
  • You are such a great catch, I think I’m going to use my only Master ball on you.
  • I won’t need a lucky egg to get lucky tonight
  • Results may vary
  • Do you want to Lickilick my muddy stick?
  • Like Blackie, I evolve at night.
  • My Exeggcute is very weak. Battle to gain experience.
  • How about you come and see my safari zone.
  • I’d POUND you with my Piplup.
  • Your gonna need a HYPERPOTION by the time i’m done with you.
  • I think I need a paralyze heal because you are stunning.
  • Ohhh, you are so hot, I think I’m gonna need a burn heal.
  • If I’m Pigeon, I can take off your pants with “Kazeokoshi”.
  • Unlike Magikarp, I bet something happens when you use splash.
  • I’m a real Machamp, if you know what I mean.
  • How about you drop that towel so I can take a pikachu.
  • You don’t have to ring the bell. If our eyes meet, I’ll come.

Bad Pokémon Pickup Lines

Do you want to spice things up with these filthy pokemon-inspired lines? Try them out, but make sure your audience is open-minded enough to take your green humour and perversity seriously.

  • Wanna take a ride on my Gyarados?
  • Hey chikorita, wanna play with my flute
  • Hey girl, you put the cool in Tentacool.
  • Hey girl you make my caterpie go metapod
  • If you’re snorlax, can you make an Earthquake in my bed.
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  • Are you from the Hoenn region, because you are the only HO I see
  • Are your a fire-type Pokémon because you are pretty hot.
  • Just like Ditto, I can be anything you want tonight
  • Girl, you are a good catch. I think I might have to use my only master ball on you.
  • All I want for Christmas this year is “Mew”
  • Your smile is stronger than a Hyperbeam.
  • My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let’s battle so they can get some experience.
  • If I were a Clairefairy, I will double slap that ass.
  • Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there.
  • Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just excited to see me.
  • Hey sweet thang, can I watch your squirtle squirt.
  • Let’s go make Mewtwo for two of us.
  • What do I have to do to get you to show me your secret base.
  • I want to apply sweet honey to your forretress.
  • Just like Bulbasaur, you’ll always be my number 1.
  • Aye girl, if I were a Nidoking, you’d be my Nidoqueen.
  • You are Starmie and I am Staryu because we belong together
  • My Pokédex appears to be broken, can I closely examine you myself.
  • Do you believe in love at first site or should I walk by with my incense again?
  • Are you pikachu because you electrify me
  • Hey, girl, feel my sweater. Do you know what it made of? Boyfriend material.
  • I like to compare myself with Smeargle…I’m pretty handy with a paintbrush.
  • How would you like me to use my onix to bind you to my bed.
  • My Zombie plan has been written to include you.
  • Hey baby, are you a Pokémon cause I got an opening on my team and you are just my type.
  • My Kadabra has just used future sight, and guess what? It appears like we have got a future together.
  • Aipom’s pretty good with his hands, and so am I.
  • My love for you burns like a Charizard’s tail.
  • Will you use rock polish on my poke balls?
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  • Hey gorgeous, Do you play Pokémon go? Because I’m trying to squirtle on your jiggypuffs.
  • “BUTTERFREE” up your schedule cause imma “BEEDRILLING” you all night.
  • If I were a Hitmonchan, I would Thinderpunch that ass.
  • Would you like to play my “Pokemon Fue”?
  • Girl, are you a Pokémon cause I would love to throw my balls at you.
  • You must swim around cinnabar island because you are the “MISSINGNO” to my heart.
  • I don’t care if you are koffing or weezing, you’re my kind of poison.
  • I’m going to give you an Everstone because I want you to stay just the way you are.
  • Hey girl with the jiggypuffs, let me take a pikachu
  • You’ve got the lips of a Jynx!
  • Let’s make like a super rod and hookup
  • Good thing we are not electrodes because tonight, we might cause an explosion
  • I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank.
  • Hey girl, are you a Hitmonlee? Because your body is kicking
  • Hey chokorita, wanna play with my Pokeflute?
  • I don’t need my Poke-Dex to find YOUR Ghastly.
  • Do you want to battle? My monster ball is ready!”
  • Did you use CONFUSE RAY on me? Because I am becoming sleepy.
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  • My Pokédex appears to be broken, can I closely examine you myself?
  • If I were a Pidgeotto, I would gust your pants right off
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  • My peepy is attracted to your NICE SMELL.
  • Wanna watch my EKANS evolve?
  • Girl, you must have used a tail whip because your booty is leaving me defenseless.
  • I don’t need to catch them all. You are enough.
  • Hey girl, can I hatch an egg in your cage of origin.
  • I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.
  • If I were a clefairy, I would double slap that ass.
  • The name’s cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right.
  • Charmander is red and Squirtle is blue but out of all 151 i’d still choose you
  • I’d use rock climb in your forest.
  • How about you use REST, so I can sleep with you.
  • I wish I was seeking , so I could Horn drill you.
  • I’m not gonna Raichu a love song.
  • Do you wanna play with my poke balls
  • If I had a master ball, I’ll definitely use it on you.
  • Kiss me when I am wrong, but dinosaurs still exist, right?
  • I’d like to ride you like a Horsea.
  • Was charmander your starter? Because you are a blazing inferno.
  • Can I call you Cinderella? Because I’d be happy to be your Prince Charmander!
  • STI’s are like Pokemon baby; I have to get them all! Do you want to help me out?

Exciting Pokémon Pickup Lines

Are you looking for more unique conversation starters? Today we’re going to give you the Pokemon Pick up Lines. I hope you’ll find this list to be the best, and we’ll do our best to be funny and popular, and we’ve seen a lot of listings that you like. Is it that you try to tell us what name you want to do and we’ll try to come up with a list of Pokemon Pick up Lines for you? I hope you enjoy it, so let’s get started.

  • You put the “bone” in Cubone.
  • I must need an Awakening, because I just found the girl of my dreams.
  • STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Do you want to help me out?
  • Did you just FLASH(HM 05) me?
  • How about you come and see my Safari Zone.
  • You’re worth more than a thousand Nuggets.
  • You’ll be Weezing after I’m done with you.
  • Do you wanna to ride my Em-pole-on?
  • Hi baby, how’d you like it if I stuck it in your Wooper?
  • Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?
  • My Gyarados is big enough for you to ride it all day and night.
  • If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.
  • I wish I was a Seaking, so I could Horn Drill you.
  • Let’s go make a Mewtwo of our own.
  • You’re so hot, I’m going to need a Burn Heal.
  • My Typhlosion knows Eruption.
  • Do you like Pokeballs? Because you’re about to get really close to mine.
  • You must be a Charmander. Because you’re getting me hot.
  • Do you want to watch my Ekans evolve?
  • If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you’d win first place in the Beauty Contest.
  • Girl, did you just use Flash? Because you light up my world.
  • You put the “cool” in Tentacool.
  • Are you a Flareon? Because you’re a sexy fox.
  • You make me feel like an Electrode, you give me an Explosion in my pants.
  • I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.
  • I’m like a Ditto. I’ll be anything you want me to be.
  • Let’s have a Togepi of our own!
  • Your smile is stronger than a Hyper Beam.
  • My Donphan won’t Rollout for you much longer.
  • Want to Link your cable onto me?
  • Can I get into your Secret Base?
  • Let’s make like a Super Rod and hook up.
  • My Kadabra just used Future Sight. And it looks like we’ve got a future together.
  • Do you wanna see what’s in my ball bag?
Exciting Pokemon Pickup Lines
Exciting Pokemon Pickup Lines

Catchy Pokémon Pickup Lines

“Do pick-up lines work?” you might wonder. Do you have any doubts about your chances? You’ll be glad you tried out these Pokemon pick-up lines.

  • Let’s make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers.
  • I’d like to get in your rock tunnel.
  • You remind me of Deoxys. You’re out of this world.
  • If I was a Pokemon right now, I’d be an Erectabuzz
  • Do you want to help my Ekans learn intercourse?
  • Starmie and Staryu belong together.
  • How would you like me to use my Onix to Bind you to my bed?
  • I slipped some Poison in your drink. Go out with me and I’ll give you the Antidote.
  • I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.
  • Why don’t you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle.
  • Squirtle isn’t the only one that can use Water Gun. Do you want me to show you?
  • I wish I was an Abra. So I could Teleport to your bedroom.
  • I’m going to Hoppip into your pants.
  • You set my Chimchar on fire.
  • Are you a Rare Candy? Because I feel a level-up.
  • You must know Gust. Because you totally blew me away.
  • Do you wanna Lickilicky my icky sticky?
  • Did you use Confuse Ray? Because your making me dizzy.
  • Baby, I’m a Mismagius. I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.
  • I’m a real Machamp, if you know what I mean.
  • You just Weedle-d your way into my heart.
  • Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.
  • My Magikarp knows a little more than Splash if you know what I mean.
  • I can make your Milktanks moo.
  • It’s a good thing that I’m a Pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!
  • It feels like my Attack suddenly dropped. It must have been your Charm.
  • Do you want to register your number in my PokeNav?
  • When I’m around you, I’m like a Geodude. As hard as a rock!
  • Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?
  • Yveltal is red, Xerneas is blue, Fennekin is cute, But not as cute as you.

Pokemon Contest Pick-up Lines

Do you want to be the finest trainer in the world? All you have to do now is pick one of these hookup connections… Prepare your Poke ball bag for some line hunting… I mean Pokemon hunting.

  • If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you’d win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.
  • I’d like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.
  • My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke’s tail!
  • Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.
  • You make my bulba sore.
  • You set my Chimchar on fire.
  • You just gave me a Cubone.
  • Lets make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers.
  • Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.
  • Let’s make RegiLove!
  • I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you’re stunning.
  • I can make your Jigglypuffs sing.
  • You remind me of Deoxys, you’re out of this world.
  • I’d like to ride you like a HORSEA.
  • Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  • Let’s make like a Super Rod and hook up.
  • My Donphan won’t ROLLOUT for you much longer.
  • I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together.
  • Is that a TANGELA down there?
  • You make my Darkrai rise.
  • When I look at you, my Metapod can’t get any harder.
  • My Magikarp knows a little more than SPLASH if you know what I mean.
  • My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth.
  • You must be a Charmander because you’re getting me hot.
  • My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine!

Witty Pokémon Pickup Lines

Do you have a cute mood today? Here are some corny pick-up lines you may use to impress and make your girlfriend or boyfriend feel good about themselves. If they’re a Pokemon fanatic like you, you’re in for some huge brownie points!

  • You’ve got the lips of a Jynx!
  • I like to compare myself with Smeargle…I’m pretty handy with a paintbrush.
  • I can make your Milktanks moo.
  • My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night.
  • Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs?
  • My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let’s battle so they can get some experience.
  • You put the “cool” in Tentacool.
  • If I were a Pidgeotto, I’d GUST your pants off.
  • When I’m around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!
  • You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu.
  • You put the “Double-D” in Dodou.
  • My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we’ve got a future together.
  • Your gonna need a HYPERPOTION by the time i’m done with you.
  • My Diglett’s attracted to your SWEET SCENT.
  • Your more beautiful than a Beautifly.
  • I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.
  • I’ve got Masterballs baby.
  • Wanna watch my EKANS evolve?
  • You make me feel like an Electrode, you give me an EXPLOSION in my pants.
  • I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.
  • If I were a Clefairy, I”d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.
  • Want to ride my emPOLEon?
  • Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?
  • If you were a pokemon, you’d be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!
  • I’d like to get in your rock tunnel.
  • I think I’m going to need a Burn Heal because you’re hot.
  • Let’s go make a Mewtwo of our own.
  • Why don’t you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle.
  • You put the “Wiggle” in Wigglytuff.
  • starMiE and starYU belong together do you get the message?
  • I’ve got an Onyx, and if you come over to my place I’ll show you his move Earthquake (TM 27).
  • I’m going to Hoppip into your pants.
Witty Pokemon Pickup Lines 1
Witty Pokemon Pickup Lines 1

Very dirty Pokémon pick up lines

These cute pokemon pick up lines are flirty, cute, and a little bit nasty. These pokemon pick up lines can be used at the start of a flirty conversation if you’re sixteen or older. They can also make your beloved laugh and open everything up to you in a lovely atmosphere.

  • If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.
  • You might need to catch them all, but all I need to catch is you.
  • I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank.
  • I’d like to Leech my Seeds into you.
  • Let’s have a Togepi of our own!
  • It’s a good thing that I’m a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!
  • I heard Meowth’s not the only mischievious pussy in town.
  • If I was a Pokemon right now, I’d be an Erectabuzz
  • If I were a Hitmonchan, I’d Thunderpunch dat ass.
  • Want to Link your cable onto me?
  • You’re such a good catch, i think i’ll use my only MASTER BALL on you.
  • STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Wanna help me out?
  • My Typhlosion knows EXPLOSION!!
  • I’m a real Machamp, if you know what I mean.
  • I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you!
  • Want to register your number in my PokeNav?
  • You make me RY-HORNY!
  • I’ll use ROCK CLIMB in your Fortress.
  • You put the “BONE” in Cubone.
  • Squirtle isn’t the ONLY one that can use water gun. – wink –
  • I’d POUND you with my Piplup.
  • If you were a Pokemon, I’D CHOOSE YOU!
  • The name’s cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right.
  • My love for you burns like a Charizard’s tail.
  • I will be your Pokemon if you let me Pikachu.
  • I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.
  • I want to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs.
  • My Typhlosion knows Eruption.
  • I just want to stick it in your wooper.
  • Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there.
  • You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.
  • I think we’re going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done.
  • I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you.
  • I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom.
  • I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress.
  • I think I’m going to need a Burn Heal because you’re hot.
  • You’ll be WEEZING after I’m done with you.
  • You make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP!
  • Are you from the Hoenn Region? ‘Cuz you’re the only HO I see.
  • Want to register your number in my PokeNav?
  • When I look at you, my Metapod can’t get any harder.
  • My Lickitung can reach deeper than you can imagine!
  • Those are some nice HOOTHOOTS you got there.
  • Do you wanna play my Poke Flute?
  • I’m going to Hoppip into your pants.
  • Aipom’s pretty good with his hands, and so am I.
  • If I were a Pidgeotto, I’d GUST your pants off.
  • Do you wanna LICKILICKY my icky sticky.
  • re you a pikachu? Because you are shockingly beautiful.
  • If I were a Hitmonchan, I’d Thunderpunch dat ass.
  • If you were a pokemon, you’d be a Squirtle, cause you make me wet!
  • I’d like to get in your rock tunnel.
  • You set my Chimchar on fire.
  • My Gyarados is BIG enough for you to ride it ALL day and night.
  • I wish you were the ground and I was a Diglett so I could be inside of you.
  • Why don’t you and me go back to my gym and have a naked battle.
  • You put the “Double-D” in Dodou.
  • Let’s make RegiLove!
  • I wanna spread HONEY on your Forretress.
  • You make my Gyrados HYDROPUMP!
  • You just gave me a Cubone.
  • What’s your favorite move? Mine is LICK.
  • I wish you and I were Weedles, so you and I could make a Kakuna and evolve together.
  • Looking at your ass makes my bulba soar.
  • My love for you burns like a Charizard’s tail.
  • I can make your Jigglypuffs sing.
  • Let’s make like the pages of this guide book and get under the covers.
  • You must be a Charmander because you’re getting me hot.
  • Did you use CONFUSE RAY?, cuz your making me dizzy.
  • I can make your Milktanks moo.
  • My Typhlosion knows Eruption.
  • Do you wanna battle? ‘Cuz my balls are at the ready!

Pikachu Pick-up Lines

Are you a fan of the Pokémon franchise? Do you have a large number of Poke friends? If you answered yes, then check out these poke-riffic Pick-Up Lines that will make your buddies go Jiggly(puff!)!

  • You remind me of Pokemon, I just want to Pikachu.
  • Like an Umbreon, I also evolve at night.
  • You remind me of Deoxys, you’re out of this world.
  • If I was a Pokemon right now, I’d be an Erectabuzz
  • How about you use REST, so i can sleep with you.
  • Hey baby, wanna SPOINK?
  • Let’s go make a Mewtwo of our own.
  • My Diglett’s attracted to your SWEET SCENT.
  • I wanna see your Squirtle squirt.
  • If I were a Milktank, I’d use ATTRACT on you.
  • When I’m around you, I am like a Geodude, as hard as a rock!
  • I think I’m going to need a Burn Heal because you’re hot.
  • I’ll use ROCK CLIMB in your Fortress.
  • Do you like Pokeballs because you’re about to get really close to one of mine.
  • I’d love to get a peek at your Rat-tatas!
  • STD’s are like Pokemon baby, gotta catch ‘em all! Wanna help me out?
  • Squirtle isn’t the ONLY one that can use water gun. – wink –
  • My Shellder wants to clamp onto your Slowpoke’s tail!
  • You put the “BONE” in Cubone.
  • Do you want to help my ekans learn intercourse?
  • Are you a Hitmonlee cause your body is kickin’.
  • How would you like to see my viridian forest, well it’s not really viridian.
  • Your gonna need a HYPERPOTION by the time i’m done with you.
  • Can I fertilize you with my sunkern?
  • Wanna watch my EKANS evolve?
  • I heard Meowth’s not the only mischievious pussy in town.
  • Want my Caterpie to use String Shot on you?
  • Let’s battle so they can get some experience.
  • I think we’re going to need Defog (HM05) before the night is done.
  • I made you some MOO-MOO MILK, but I forgot to use my Milktank.
  • Do you wanna play with my Poke Balls?
  • You’ve got the lips of a Jynx!
  • I wanna Munchlax your Cloyster.
  • You’ll be WEEZING after I’m done with you.
  • You put the “Wiggle” in Wigglytuff.
  • Have you been taking lessons from a Lickitung?
  • Do you have a Ditto in your pocket because I can see myself in your pants.
  • Can I get into YOUR Secret Base?
  • Do you wanna see what’s in my ball bag?
  • You give my Gengar that smile.
  • My Typhlosion knows EXPLOSION!!
  • My Donphan won’t ROLLOUT for you much longer.
  • Hey, I’ve got some legendary pokemon, do you want to touch my pokeballs to see just how legendary they are?
  • Let’s make like a Super Rod and hook up.
  • Will you use ROCK POLISH on my Pokeballs?
  • I like to compare myself with Smeargle…I’m pretty handy with a paintbrush.
  • If I were a Ghastly, I’d seep right through your pants.
  • Want to Link your cable onto me?
  • My Magikarp knows a little more than SPLASH if you know what I mean.
  • If you were a Pokemon, I’D CHOOSE YOU!
  • My Bulbasaur knows TICKLE.
  • Do you wanna see my NUGGETS? I’d POUND you with my Piplup.
  • You’re such a good catch, i think i’ll use my only MASTER BALL on you.
  • I just want to stick it in your wooper.
  • Is that a Sudowoodo in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?
  • My Exeggcute are pretty weak.
  • Are you a RARE CANDY? ‘cuz I feel a level-up.
  • Do you wanna see my POLI-WAG?
  • I wish I was a Seaking, so I could HORN DRILL you.
  • I’ve got Masterballs baby.
  • Don’t make me use Water Gun all over you!
  • If I were a Clefairy, I’d DOUBLE-SLAP dat ass.
  • Do you wanna see my BELL-SPROUT?

Cool Pokemon Pick-up Lines

Are you looking for a good laugh? Make your friends and family laugh their heads off with these hilarious quips based on various Pokémons. Make sure you deliver these at the appropriate time so they understand what you’re trying to express!

  • Let’s have a Togepi of our own!
  • I wish I was an Abra, so I could TELEPORT to your bedroom.
  • starMiE and starYU belong together do you get the message?
  • I’m a real Machamp, if you know what I mean.
  • Your more beautiful than a Beautifly.
  • You put the “cool” in Tentacool.
  • I’ve got an Onyx, and if you come over to my place I’ll show you his move Earthquake (TM 27).
  • How about you come and see my safari zone.
  • It’s a good thing that I’m a pokemon trainer and can handle your Jigglypuffs!
  • Want to ride my emPOLEon?
  • My Pokeballs are SWIFT in your mouth.
  • I’d like to Leech my Seeds into you.
  • I want to Squirtle all over your Jigglypuffs.
  • If I were a Nidoking, you would be my Nidoqueen.
  • I’d like to ride you like a HORSEA.
  • Is that a TANGELA down there?
  • You make me errupt like the Cinnabar Island volcano.
  • My Kadabra just used Future Sight, and it looks like we’ve got a future together.
  • I wish I was a Magikarp, so I could use SPLASH on you!
  • I’d like to Slowpoke your Cloyster.
  • The name’s cock..i mean brock..wait, i said that right.
  • If you were in a Pokemon Contest, you’d win first place in the Beauty/Cuteness category.
  • You make me feel like an Electrode, you give me an EXPLOSION in my pants.
  • I think I need a Paralyze Heal, because you’re stunning.
  • You make my Darkrai rise.
  • Did you just FLASH(HM 05) me?
  • You make me RY-HORNY!
  • How would you like me to use my Onix to BIND you to my bed?
  • Baby, I’m a Mismagius. I’ll make all of your wildest dreams come true.
  • If I were a Ghastly, I’d seep right through your pants.
  • You give my Gengar that smile.
  • My Bulbasaur knows TICKLE.
  • If I were a Milktank, I’d use ATTRACT on you.
  • What’s your favorite move? Mine is LICK.
  • Wynaut go out with me?
  • You make my Darkrai rise.
  • Damn girl! Those are some nice Hoothoots you got there.
  • Hello Beautifly, you’re looking absolutely Goldeen tonight.
  • Charmeleons are red, Wartortles are blue, If you catch my heart, I’ll be your Pikachu.
  • I wanna spread Honey on your Forretress.
  • My Exeggcute are pretty weak. Let’s battle so they can get some experience.