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Football Pickup Lines for a Dirty Game in 2022

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You need two people and two legs to pass the football and just like that, you need two people to kick off something new. Spotting and finding that person might be simple but initiating and starting a conversation is hard. But don’t you worry we are here for help. You have a crush on a football player and want to talk to that person in that football language or try to approach a fan or rack your brain to pick up a tinder date and find it hard then this write-up will help you. It is normal to feel lost and uncomfortable trying to talk to someone and people have a hard time breaking the ice and that’s where we come in.


Football is an amazing game with different rules and regulations and many diehard fans across the globe. Today we are bringing you some amazing pick-up lines that also showcase some of the top-level players. Sounds fascinating right? These lines will help you in stealing the person’s heart and you will stay on their mind.

Pick Up Lines to Impress Footballers on Tinder

We live in the Internet age and almost everyone is on dating sites, Tinder being the most famous. People like to showcase what they are made of, they do that on tinder and if you find a footballer there with good skills and or body, you can use these lines to start a good conversation and we bet results will be amazing.

  • I like your Patriots jersey, but I bet it’d look even better on my bedroom floor.
  • I’d Love to See Your Backfield in Motion
  • It must suck not being able to use your hands like how you would use your hands on me
  • I want to ride you until your legs give out.
  • Is your name Arjen? Because you’re Robben my heart.
  • I must say you’re more beautiful than the beautiful game.
  • My name must be Ashley Young, because I’m falling for you.
  • You’ve intercepted my heart.
  • Did you know you look good in short pants?
  • I like Ronaldo, But I’d like to get Messi.
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Pick Up Lines to Impress Footballers on Tinder

Pick Up Lines to Get Her Attention During a Game

Think game is on and you find someone so attractive that it is impossible to take your eyes off them. You are giving them more attention than the game and these lines will help you in grabbing their attention.        

  • Give me extra time; I’ll prove to you that I’m worth it.
  • How about we kick off a new relationship tonight?
  • I’ve never made an incomplete pass, and I hope you won’t be my first.
  • Are you going to ask me out soon, or do I need to call a delay of game penalty?
  • Do you play soccer? Because I think I’m gonna score tonight.
  • Do you prefer two hand touch or full contact?
  • I must say you’re more beautiful than the beautiful game.
  • Are you an eligible receiver… Wanna be my receiver tonight?
  • I know you love playing soccer, wanna play a soccer lover?
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Pick Up Lines to Get her attention during a game

Pick Up Lines to Get His Number Without Any Trouble 

Boys are not the only one who thinks she is beautiful but girls do that too. They also like to look at other people and appreciate and similarly starting a conversation can be hard. So stay in peace and use these lines to get his number without any trouble. 

  • I’d use a Packer’s line right now, but it’s just too cheesy.
  • Are you David Beckham? Because I’d bend for you.
  • If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
  • Baby, I always go to extra time.
  • I specialize in scoring screamers.
  • I won’t give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
  • You’ve intercepted my heart.
  • Are you a Titans fan? Because you are the only Ten I see
  • I wish you were on the football team because I’d love to see your backfield in motion.
  • Can I get your jersey? (What?) You know your name and number.
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Pick Up Lines to Get His Number Without Any Trouble

Dirty Pick Up Lines to Get Naughty with Your Partner

If you are thinking of getting dirty with your partner who is a football star and does not where to start then these kickass lines will help you in winning everything.

  • I’d love to touchdown in your end zone.
  • Are you Suarez? Cause I’ll let you bite me all night.
  • Baby I can be Spain and you can be Ireland, tonight. In other words, I’m gonna screw you hard!
  • Are you Valdes? Because I want to teach you how to handle balls.
  • Let’s scream and moan and writhe around on the ground together.
  • Because I play soccer all of the time, I’m really good at footsie.
  • You should be wearing a jersey so i dont have to ask for your name or number
  • I’d like to get inside your penalty box.
  • You’re Hotter Than the 2022 World Cup in Qatar
  • I think you’re a keeper.
  • I’m sending you off for improper conduct.
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Dirty Pick Up Lines to get naughty with your partner

Fantasy Football Pick Up Lines

If you are into fiction stuff then these fantasy football pick up lines are for you.

  • At Wide Receiver… is his name Google, cause he’s got everything I’m searching for…from the Pittsburgh Steelers… Antonio Brown!
  • If I buy a soccer ball, will you kick it with me?
  • If you were a soccer ball, I’d never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
  • I’ll be kicking myself if I don’t get to know you better.
  • I can curve it better than beckham. Come lay back let’s try.
  • Damn girl are you Marshawn Lynch? Cause you got fine written all over you.
  • I won’t give you a yellow card if you take off your shirt.
  • I want you in my mouth.
  • I specialize in scoring screamers.
  • Soccer players can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions. Just letting you know!
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Fantasy Football Pick Up Lines

Pick Up Lines to Watch a Game with Chelsea Fan

You do not know much about football or its famous club (Chelsea) and like someone who is a huge Chelsea fan then these lines will help you in getting out of your misery.

  • I can go 90 minutes without stopping.
  • I have the hands of god plus a few other body parts from the devil.
  • I can bend it better than Beckham.
  • I’m the best at sex with girls in the whole NFL.
  • Wanna be my receiver tonight?
  • Not red, not yellow, you’re my wild card.
  • You’ll be the quickest hat-trick I’ve scored.
  • I can score more often than the average soccer player.
  • I want you in my mouth.
  • I’m the biggest lady-killer in Buffalo since O.J. Simpson.
  • I’d love to touchdown in your end zone
  • Instead of zone defense, can we try some man-to-woman coverage tonight?
  • I Want to Put a Ring Bigger Than One of Nick Saban’s on Your Finger
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Pick Up Lines to Watch a Game with Chelsea Fan

Amazing Reddit Collection of Football Pick Up Lines

People often post creative football pickup lines on Reddit. We explored Reddit and found some cool and fancy lines that will help you. Choose one that suits you the best.

  • I can play any position in soccer but my favorite is striking because I get to score a lot of goals.
  • I am willing to get hurt for you just to keep you.
  • Up for a quickie? I can finish with one touch.
  • You’re allowed to use your hands in this game.
  • I’m at my best during overtime.
  • Wanna see my world cup in action?
  • If you were a soccer ball, I’d never shoot. Because I would always miss you.
  • You are my goal and I will keep the talent and persistence to get you.
  • Are you Godin? Because you look like you’re about to score.
  • That’s quite a tight end you’ve got there sweetheart.
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Amazing Reddit Collection of Football Pick Up Lines

Cheesy Pick Up Lines to Melt Footballer’s Heart

Everyone is not dirty or spends their time on dating sites but some likes to say plain old love stuff. If this is your case then these lines will help you.

  • I’m like Arsenal: I’ll stay on top but I’ll finish second.
  • Is you name Jack? Because I Wilshere my love with you.
  • I bet you play football, because you’re a keeper.
  • Is your name Lionel, because you just made my pants Messi.
  • Is your name Ashley Young? Because I think you fell for me.
  • Is your name Manchester? Cause baby I see us United.
  • Can I get your kit, because I need your name and number.
  • Footballers can go for 90 minutes and know 11 different positions.
  • Is your name Vincent? Because you sure need my Kompany.
  • Is your last name Mourinho?? ‘Cause you’re my special one.
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Cheesy Pick Up Lines to Melt Footballers Heart 1 1

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